Friday, June 20th, 2008
Jessica’s Love Guru Gets Dissed
According to movie critics, Jessica Alba’s latest movie, The Love Guru, lacks humor and plenty of mojo.
The new mom plays Mike Myers’ love interest, Jane Bullard. The character might be known as the ‘hot girl’ in the movie, but her looks have not saved her from getting stabbed by movie reviews.
“No, “The Love Guru” is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again.” - The International Herald Tribune
“Given nothing remotely challenging to do, Alba comes off as bland and hollow.” - The Canadian Press
Ouch! I guess the crowd is catching on to homegirl’s talentless career!
Check out the movie trailer and judge for yourself! Aqui!
Topics: And All the Stuff In Between, Jessica Alba






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Jessica Alba is a terrible actress. She is very bland and uninteresting in her movies, that’s why she can’t carry a movie. Same thing which Jennifer Aniston, their boring personalities translate onto the screen. Pretty face + nice body do not = a good actress.
Thats not a big shocker. Her movies suck, I can tell from the trailers. I dont think I have ever watched any of her movies in its whole entirety. That would be complete torture.
Jessica Alba may suck in the movie, but Mike Myers sucks even more b/c he wrote it. His characters are played out and he needs to try other stuff.
@ Ana
I agree. Maybe he should try to crossover to dramatic movies.
I will probably still go see it.
Not all that surprised. You can only play the same character so many times in different movies before people get tired of it.
LOl, the jig is up!!! Tarde pero seguro!!! People realize she has no talent!!! WEEEEEPPPPPAAAAA!!!!
I don’t see her as funny. She should probably to playing her usual ditzy and sexy roles. Some actors shouldn’t diversify.
Now she has a reason NOT to smile and be her usual grouchy self.
Jessica Alba should stick to motherhood and retire! She is not talented at all, other than her cute face and sexy body. All her movies are boring to the T. Where do they get these people? I can’t believe they even pay a few million to make movies?