Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Quien Será?

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Find out who was tanning their soft culo cheeks in Mexico…aqui!

Kobe Bryant’s wife, Vanessa Bryant was giving the paps a little back action while tanning in Cabo San Lucas over the weekend. The Mexican-American wifey has given birth to two daughters since hooking up with the NBA star. She still looks pretty damn good for poppin’ out two kids, but what do you think of her bikini bod?

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45 Comments on “Quien Será?”

  1. Pagi

    Woah, This chick is known for being a classless “chola”, plus she let Kobe cheat on her and she let it slide. Other than that, not bad. But her attitude sucks is what I hear from sources.

  2. ElMacho

    Yuck, no…I would not hit that.

  3. Elo

    I used to think she was pretty but I don’t know, she seems different. I don’t like how her nose touches her lip like that, its weird. I don’t think her body is different than an average moms but I guess I’d expect more if you have money to hire a trainer etc…maybe too busy with kids?

  4. dino

    wow now that is a flat wide load.

  5. dino

    oh im sure her flat lazy butt has a nanny helping her with her kids… all of kobes money and she didnt hire a nanny… i dont think so.

  6. Mellie

    Don’t see much body just ass. I guess her ass is okay after having 2 kids. At least its natural so props to that. I think most women married to stars feel compelled to get work done to keep their hubby’s attention away from all the women that throw themselves at their husbands. Natural is always best.

  7. dino

    i agree natural is always best… plus someone said she was a fool to take him back, honey she wasnt about to let all that money go. you see she had a nother baby , another baby more money!


  8. meh…she has a mexican girl booty. doesnt look bad to me, though.

  9. Pagi

    Why do people assume Mexican girls have flat booties? We have bad representation in media but in real life alot of us are Healthy, Meaty Women.


  10. I dont assume…I know. I grew up around nothing but mexicans. Im not trying to bring mexicans down, cause they’re my people, too…just stating facts. not all, but most have wider, less round behinds.

  11. What

    I would have to agree that most are lacking from the back-side, but that’s not the only thing that makes a woman sexy.

  12. Kari

    Not all Latinos have the same ideal of beauty for an ass. Please! Mexicans and PR/Dominican/Cuban may have different ideals of what a perfect ass may be. She has an ass like Sofia Vergara. It’s not an ass of someone mixed with black, and maybe it’s preferred among certain ethnicities who are under the umbrella of “Latino.” For example, I know plenty of Mexicans who would say she has a hot ass, but a bubble, narrow ass is ugly. There is no universal standard for beauty.


  13. point well taken, kari. maybe cause Im boricua/black my ideal booty isnt wide and flat.

  14. maria

    she has a better ass then most ppl i see at the beach and she had 2 kids. i really dont see anything wrong with it.

  15. htown

    it looks wide and flat.. she doesnt get a free pass for having two kids.. it’s not like she’s 37 the girl is still in her twenties.. having two kids shouldnt have had a negative effect on her.. it looks like she just doesnt work out.. she was pettite and now she looks big and wide.. No Good.

  16. Carolina

    I’m a smaller version of her from the backside, I’m afraid. :( But I’m not entering any booty contests, and I keep my nalgas covered up at the beach so I won’t scare anyone!


  17. Sorry Kari but wide and flat is always ugly. If a girl has a wide and flat butt she better have some nice boobs or a nice face. It is not true that some cultures favor a wide flat booty because you never see a wide flat booty pic in any men’s magazines. You never see wide falt butts shaken on music videos either. The reason is no one wants to see that. The people that don’t like narrow bubble butts like narrow small butts or wide bubble butts or small onion butts but never wide flat butts.

  18. derrick

    who really gives a damn!


  19. @ Bored

    Amen!

  20. Kari

    Bored - You are erronesously assuming that everyone agrees that she has a wide and flat butt.

    A flat butt would be something like Giselle Bundchen; Kobe’s wife is not pancake flat.

    It’s incredibly sad that you think that what is in a 2 dollar hoe music video or a girlie magazine is what everyone likes. It’s actually very sad to see that someone people have such low ideas.

  21. Black Men who don't get with black women

    what’s really sad is that when black men think they’ve made it, they stop dating black women

    obviously, kobe didn’t like like black women enough to get one after he got famous. now he’s entitled to a tropy-woman (a non-black).

  22. Try BLOSSIP

    SANTANA - SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE BUTT HURT BECAUSE SHE GOT A RICH, BLACK GUY, AND YOU ARE JEALOUS AS F*CK!! DON’T BLAME HER FOR THE SELF-HATRED COMPLEX!!

  23. santana go to blossip

    Awww! Santana’s just hating and jealous because Vanessa got a black guy. Santana - don’t take it all so personally. LOL

  24. Pagi

    It’s not a cultural thing, its personal preference. But to say that the whole culture is probably like that and therefore they are not as beautiful, is absolutely ridiculous. She has some meat on her backside but because its not busting out of her bikini bottom because its probably the appropriate size, its not big enough for Big “Bondakudunk” standards. Unfortunately now our Latin Media only focuses on that no matter how horrible the face is, if the backside is huge she is okay.

  25. Kari

    Great comments, Pagi.

  26. Pagi

    @
    Black Men who don’t get with black women

    It happens in all races. But, sometimes you cant help who you fall for. You cant control it. Unless you make up your mind that is all you want and go for that.


  27. @ santana go to blossip

    Ive never been a hater…I think shes a pretty girl but her booty is flat. I never care if a black guy dates a non black girl. Im mixed my damn self and I find all guys hot. so, you have me all wrong, chica.


  28. Not all rich black men are with non-black women. A lot of really good looking or rich or both black women are with non-black men. I know a lot of Hispanic men and Asian men that are wealthy and are with white women. It is not just black men.

    Kari you are right that her butt is not flat. I think that it needs toning or something. It is just so curve less and long for being so wide. It looks like a grandma booty or the perfect booty for mom jeans.
    By the way I don’t have a J-Lo booty myself and I don’t want one. However the butt that I do have looks pretty damn good.
    Also, Giselle has a narrow boney flat butt. Her butt is just skin and bones. Although if Giselle put on 20 pounds there could be hope. If this girl put on 20 pounds DISASTER!


  29. lol @ “20 pounds of DISASTER”


  30. @ Santana Caress

    All of these people getting mad must have that same nasty booty in the picture. We can’t hate at them trying to defend their long wide grandma bootys. If they don’t who will? You go Kari stand up for the grandma booty.
    Sorry people we have eyes my eyes tell me that pretty much all of the Mexican girls that I have seen have sorry bootys. I think I know one girl that does not and I am not sure if she is all Mexican. If you are a Mexican girl with a great butt than you are super special and truly blessed.

  31. Pagi

    Me and my girls are gonna go buy ourselves drinks to go celebrate that we have booties and we are Mexican. We should feel truly lucky, blessed special and contempt. LMAO!


  32. @ Pagi

    I think you meant content?

  33. isabella

    yikes yea it looks kinda funny….maybe its cuz her waist is so short…but i dunno SHEs short…so am i but my ass isnt that shape lol….2 kids tho whoever said that ur right..and she doesnt have cellulite so thats points lol…well …lol..my boyfriend said its cuz she can afford not to lmao……maybe hes right cuz theres no toning going on there lol just “smoothing” lmao….idk….

  34. Pagi

    @ Santana Caress

    Something likes this
    The state of being despised or dishonored;
    disgrace.

    But its all good its not that serious.

  35. Hermosa Nena

    @ Bored -

    That’s a shame that you say that about Mexican women. What is your specific ethic background???

  36. jennifer

    listen… no one is saying mexicans dont have big butts… from what i have seen they do have wide fat butts/// people are built different, a black girls butt starts from the sway back and protrudes out that is how they are shaped and they have round curvy booties, every race has big out of shaped butts, but the black woman has the big round booty that sticks out like a dunk, sorry but its true, its nothing to get mad about its genetics,, white women tend to have the flat butts. I am biracial, my mom is white and my butt is more flatter but i am happy with my looks so i am not crying because i dont have a big protruding butt.

  37. darlene

    kobe’s wife butt is flat and wide as a mack truck and i dont give a hoot who gets mad, hell, my butt is sorta flat and i am a black girl and i am trying to trace my roots to see who gave me a flat butt, both parents are black, but there is some mixture down the line, parents are light-skinned, and i am mad because i got the flat butt.

  38. darlene

    when i look at my black relatives and i see is big stuck out booties and small waistlines, and i turn and look at my flat butt i get mad as heck.

  39. derrick

    why would santana have to go to bossip , then vanessa should leave the black man to bossip, how stupid does that sound santana go to bossip, hell, bossip has the same picture up and they call her a flat wide butt golddigging didnt have nothing before kobe type of person.

  40. derrick

    i love my race also, imlove my women for their big butts and full lips and high cheekbones and honey colored skin and that attitude (me sass) just blows me away and i got a wife who dont play with no body and i love it, she needs to come on here but she said hell no, she dont want to waste her time arguing with folks she doesnt know.

  41. Desiree

    FORGET THE ASS…I WANT TO SEE HER STOMACH! IF SHE’S AN ALL NATURAL AROUND THE WAY GIRL, HER STOMACHS PROBABLY FULL OF STRETCH MARKS..THATS A REAL WOMAN FOR YA!

  42. sandra x

    i have 4 brothers and all have dated white and mexican women but you always hear about black men dating non black women but you never hear about the ones that have dated and came back. Every last one of my brothers date black women now, one never stopped dating black women while he had a mexican girlfriend… @ santana . i like that in you you tell it like it is , i have seen wide booties on mexicans also.

  43. sandra x

    darlene… Are you mixed? maybe you are taking after your non black traits because if you are full black girl you will have a booty , no doubt about it and i dont care who gets mad, get mad because a race has a bigger booty than you. wtf??

  44. MochaCarioca

    Oh No! From the back she looks 40 years old. Girl get a Brazilian butt lift. You all are hilarious. I didn’t know Mexican females were considered to have “wide, flat butts”. Not all black girls have big round butts. Some are flat ahd wide also not big and shapely like the Brazilian ass. Of course not all Brazilian girls have that high rounded “Bantu” butt either.

    But Kobe’s wife is too young to be sagging like that. She better get on that surgeon’s table and get that ish lifted.

  45. staci

    FYI…Vanessa is not Mexican, she’s italian.

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