Tuesday, July 1st, 2008
Shakira’s Papi Caught Red Handed
Man ,why do dudes gotta be such slimeballs? Supposedly Shaky’s honey was caught with his hands in someone else’s cookie jar. He was reportedly seen groping a chic named Melina Belancour, in New York and a Colombian Mag is set to publish the pics on Wednesday to prove it. I hope for their sake it’s just not true…
Actually I take that back. I am afraid for Antonio if it is true…remember all those freaky videos of her trashing and torturing dudes that have scorned her? If I was Antonio I would go far, very far, in fact I would have a sex change and call myself Lolita because if Shakira ever found his sorry soul she would fry him and have him for supper, and torture him in ways that make Hannibal look sane.
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Who wrote this caption? Thats some crazy weird shiz.
Anywho, Shakira needs to drop this clown quick! HE comes from a Shady family and he looks Shady too! The apple doesnt fall too far from the tree and his dad is shady! She is beautiful, young and mega talented. She needs to get with Alejandro Sanz already or Ricky Martin and make him straight!!
‘if Shakira ever found his sorry soul she would fry him and have him for supper, and torture him in ways that make Hannibal look sane.’
LMAO! Hopefully it’s a rumor, if not then i’m sure Shakira will move on.