Monday, August 11th, 2008

A-Rod Donates Big Bucks to Madge’s Charity

Alex Rodriguez’s actions are raising eyebrows yet again after having contributed $500,000 to Madonna’s Raising Malawi charity.

The story claims that A-Rod is writing a check for $500,000 to Raising Malawi, the charity set up by the Material Girl to help the 1 million orphans in the African nation where Madge adopted her son David in 2006.

While the charity’s director Philippe van den Bossche would neither confirm nor deny reports of A-Rod’s generosity, he did deny reports that money from Raising Malawi is being used to start a school with a curriculum based around Kabbalah.

Whether or not he’s poking Madonna’s over the hill whiskers doesn’t carry as much weight as him helping out children in need. At least something good came out of this scandal!!

And because I’m tired of imagining A-Rod’s vag juice all over his face in photos, I’ve decided to use Oscar De La Hoya’s crossdressing photos because they literally make me LOL.