Longoria is Blowing Up
Newlywed Eva Longoria Parker has BLOWN UP but not with a belly!
She’s just had it with all the baby talk and wants everybody to just shut up and let her be a size 00.
“I wish people would just chill out,”
Said the actress to amigo Mario Lopez, on the EXTRA 15th Season Special.
“You’ll know when it happens.”
Longoria’s pal, Jennifer Garner, seems to have given her some pointers about handling the annoying speculation:
“…They just need to chill out. They’re going to find out eventually…’”
Eva also insists that even if she were with child, she’d still wait at least three months to break the news.
“You just don’t say anything for health reasons,” she said. “You just want to make sure everything’s okay.”
Oh, and apparently all the escándalo is due to the star’s new “relaxed” style.
Hey, don’t blame us for getting suspicious of the missing low cut brazilian jeans and skin tight neon tops, Eva.
It’s too much, all at once: Hot hubby, new short shag and baggy pants?
Must be the first trimester hormones!
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que pasa con la gordita. Too many tacos at Beso’s? Or is she just jumping on the “I’m not pregnant” bandwagon like the rest of the hollyweirdos.
God if she is fat, then the rest of us normal sized people are huge. She is not fat!! She is playing the I don’t want to tell people I am pregnant game. She will cash in the baby pics.