Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Estilo Hit or Miss?

Dios mio! The Emmy’s were a veritable hot bed of questionable fashion, which (luckily for me) means I can bring you the fabulous fashion firing range that is “Estilo Hit or Miss?” Thank you, bad taste!

This time, it was Eva Longoria who was strutting down the red carpet in an eye sore. Apparently, she got the memo I sent to America Ferrera about shorter dresses. Oh, she got it alright. By the looks of this powder blue nightmare, she got that memo and ran with it.

This sad pillow case dress falls in all the wrong places, and certainly doesn’t help with those baby rumors, as it looks like a conspicuous pooch came built in. This funky fringed outfit has no waist, but I guess flaquitas like you, Eva, can afford that. But your lack of boobs is working against you here. There’s nothing keeping this strapless dress up! Sorry, but that giant bow on the front just won’t compensate for your teeny tiny chest.

You’re supposed to work with what you’ve got, Eva. Not have what you’ve got work against you!

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3 Comments on “Estilo Hit or Miss?”

  1. Angela

    I’m scared her dress is going to fall to her ankles…..its cute but the rest of the ladies wore long elegant gowns and she was the only one with a short dresss…i don’t like it.

  2. ese

    typical tacky eva.

  3. iris

    i think the short style is appropriate for the emmy’s i just think the dress is ugly along with her hair.

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