Marc and Jenny Renew Vows
Recent word from Sin City has it that the queen mother of frozen facial expressions, Jennifer Lopez, renewed her vows with her emaciated corpse bride Marc Anthony this weekend in a spur of the moment private ceremony.
The pair reaffirmed their love for each other early Sunday morning (3:15 a.m., to be exact) with only a few friends present as witnesses in the Caesar’s Palace penthouse where the ceremony was held.
Now, for any normal couple with practical priorities and a humble lifestyle, a renewal of wedding vows can be interpreted as a beautiful act of romance and devotion. But when dealing with the likes of Jennifer Lopez, a lot of reason goes out the window.
Although, I guess its still a bit of an improvement on her previous behavior. Back in the day, Jenny was quick to say “I do!” only to end up calling her divorce lawyer not long after. And in the case of Ben Affleck and Diddy, it didn’t even get that far (although she did score some mad jewelry off both of them).
Now, an older, perhaps maternal, more mature Jennifer Lopez has decided how to channel her deep desire to be a bride…just marry the same guy again! After all, I doubt any of her ex-husbands were quite as ass kissing as Marc Anthony. Let’s not forget that he left leggy beauty queen Dayanara Torres for Jenny, marrying La Lopez just days after his divorce was finalized. Now that’s true love.
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That’s whack! They haven’t even been married 5 years. This has to be some sort of publicity stunt.
WOW!!! Who cares!
Who cares me and the person that wrote this and you too because if you didn’t care you wouldn’t of had a comment. Bye Bye!
Why does Marc always look like he just finished drinking a fifth of Jack and doing lines of coke?
Anything for attention, hence the term “attention whore” pathetic both of them. they deserve each other.