Eva La Fea?

Everyone’s favorite ama, Eva Longoria, will grace the cover of the November issue of “Allure” magazine, with one stylish photo shoot that relives all the glamor of old Hollywood (finally! Some clever stylish figured out how to work with Eva’s funky haircut).

In her feature story, the tiny tejana finally comes out to debunk all those baby rumors that have been flying around, saying:

“I don’t let those magazines and articles define who I am. I know I’m not pregnant. I know Tony and I aren’t breaking up. I know we’re not cheating.”

And as for any new curves on her chronically slender figure:

“I’ve stopped working out and gained about seven pounds, which is a lot for a small person. But I’m still a size 0. And yet every magazine is like, ‘Oh, my God! She’s fat!’ I hate that message they’re sending out to young women who think, ‘God, she’s a size 0, and she’s still too big. I never went up a size. I just got a little rounder.”

Well, I’ll never knock a girl for having some well-placed curvature. Especially if it makes sexy booty shots like these possible.

Click to read more about Eva…

Maybe we’ve been too hard on Eva. After all, we Latinas have to stick together. In her article, Little Eva went on to vent about her ugly duckling years as a child, saying that her hater sisters dubbed her “la Prieta Fea” (boo to them! Brown is beautiful) and told her she was really adopted. (I feel you on this one, Eva. My sister used to do the same thing to me!)

Eva also goes on to tackle politics and immigration (”We never crossed the border. The border crossed us!”) and reminisces about her early years in Hollywood.

Unfortunately, we won’t be able to read the full article until the end of the month, when the November issue of “Allure” hits newsstands. Que pena. Just when she was starting to get interesting…

Click for some behind the scenes pics of Eva on the set of her cover photoshoot.

Source: Allure

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