Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

Daddy Yankee Knows What Real Men Smell Like

Well, Adriana Lima may have dodged the bullet of Lossip ridicule there by sticking to promoting Victoria’s Secret perfumes. Sadly, Daddy Yankee will not be so lucky.

It looks like DY is now spraying his way into the ranks of…Hillary Duff…Paris Hilton…Britney Spears…and most recently, Jessica Simpson…and will soon be adding his very own brand of perfume to the DY brand.

According to reports, his manly man scent will be a macho mixture of “apple peel, ginger, cedar leaves, sage, basil, amber, and suede”…yummy!

At last, someone figured out what a real hombre smells like: a delicious garden salad with just a hint of S&M leather neurosis. Although, in his defense, I suppose there are worse things to smell like.