Hello, My Name is Creepy and Disturbing
From one adorable young couple to a nauseating mismatch of old hag and whipped idiot comes today’s update on Alex Rodriguez and his cougar lover, Madonna.
Not only is the chisme circulating that this clown bought Madonna a Rolls Royce, but it now seems that A-Rod has now willingly become her Kabbalah pet, as he is reported “intrigued by her devotion” to this whack job religion.
But that’s not the part that’s creepy or disturbing. Do you all remember when Madonna started referring to A-Rod as a “fine specimen” because she was looking to get knocked up again? Well, sources are now revealing some of the new and yucky things Madonna likes to call her new man.
Apparently, A-Rod’s “passion” for old Jewish mysticism has driven him to write old Madge love letters. Oh, but it doesn’t end there. Madonna’s response to all this? Saying that A-Rod, “has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body.”
Our apologies if you just lost your lunch.
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I am a Christian… however I find it offensive that Lossip would refer to Kabbalah as a “Wack Job Religion”.
You should really take a more respectful journalism approach when discussing topics like faith.
Just a word of advice.
-Jaye
Journalism? Girl, this is a blog…what do you expect?
And kabbalah does sound wack job! I heard Madonna only drinks special kabbalh water, and that she even filled her pool with it. WTF?
I agree kabbalah does sound full of it and I’ve noticed there seems to be no one under a certain income involved with it, P.S. I didn’t know A-Rod had a thing for shemales cause that’s what M looks like these days, YIKES!!!
You can hate on Madonna all you want, but, props to her for still getting it from a young guy!
He is such a wannabe go and get your self a hot latin girl Arod
Not hating on M she does look frightening to me, sorry. A-Rod seems to like the rough look.