Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Oscar de la Hoya Denies His Fruitcake Ways

Oscar de la Hoya’s rep is calling the recently surfaced tranny photos of him in a full-body fishnet “photoshopped”, saying “They’re not real. His head’s too small and it doesn’t even look like his body.”

Meanwhile the woman responsible for taking the photos is disappointed Oscar “isn’t coming to terms with his feminine side”, elaborating on his sexual fetish and girly ways.

A friend of the unnamed woman says that De La Hoya would regularly invite her and other party pals to join him when he left his family at home in Puerto Rico. “He’d send a private plane or fly them first-class,” says the friend. “They’d meet up in hotels, where the party could go on for days. There was a lot of tequila. It involved men and women. They indulged his every whim and taste.

He wore size 9 ladies shoes. He also liked wearing thigh-high nylons. He liked sex games. He and the girl would sit in a chair that they’d pretend was a motorcycle. He’d pretend he was the girl on the back of motorcycle. She’d be the guy. He’d grab her around the waist and squeal, ‘Faster! Faster!’”

As much as some of you may want to believe these photos are fakes, study them well and you can tell they’re real. In the end it shouldn’t matter if dressing in woman’s clothes is what gets him off, just so long as the man is happy. Sadly, though, I don’t think most people see it that way. Shoot, next to Alex Rodriguez he’s a saint!