Brokeback Benicio

Is Benicio del Toro a homosexual meth addict? That’s what some might have suspected when the Puerto Rican actor arrived at the Gay Men’s Health Crisis Center on Friday for a meth addicts meeting.
The actor then stood up and announced,
“Hi, my name is Benicio. I am not an addict, and I am not gay. I am here to support my friend.”
Phew! It turns out he was there to sponsor a junky, who looks like Patricia Arquette, that he met doing research for his role in “Things we Los in the Fire”.
The best part is how the source compares this male junky to Patricia Arquette. Male or female, that’s one unfortunate looking person. Pobrecito. Still, it must be pretty sweet having a guy like Benicio as your sponsor.
Benicio should have pimped himself out before going to the clinic. Give the addicts a real show. Just a little fluffing around the beard and hair and when he then stood up to speak he’d say, “Yo soy el hombre de los lobos. I am the Wolf Man.” Hey, the addicts don’t have their smack anymore, they need some kind of entertainment.
More photos after the jump!





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