Fat Joe Not Fat Enough to be Found

How does a 200 lb. man disappear without a trace is beyond me?

Police are in search of hip-hop artist, Fat Joe, who suspect him to be a witness in a shooting that left two people dead on Memorial Day.

According to witnesses, Fat Joe was last scene riding in the same black Cadillac Escalade with the victims and cops suspect he may have been a witness in the shooting.

Fat Joe’s 15 year old nephew says differently:

“That’s because he’s in Russia right now. He left the Saturday before Memorial Day. He’s on tour. I swear to God. He should be home in like three days. Tell the police they’ve got their information wrong.”

Kid, I know you love your uncle and all, but his name is Fat Joe. It’s pretty hard to misidentify a 200 lb. man.

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