Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Now You Can Smell Like Niurka!

Niurka

Well-known loca and telenovela actress, Niurka Marcos recently launched her own perfume properly titled, “Niurka con Feromonas.” The new fragrance has a Cuban tropical scent with a sensual touch.

In an effort to market her new perfume, Niurka expresses to the media,

“Está pensada para quienes desean explotar la sensualidad.”

“This fragrance is made for those who want to explore their sensuality.”

Yes ladies, explore your sensuality and spray on her lovely fragrance, which is probably a mixture of delicate palm trees, hot vagina, and sweaty tetas.

Oh yeah, and her puta smell is also affordable! Make sure to pick it up at your local 99 cents store!

Bitch please.

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7 Comments on “Now You Can Smell Like Niurka!”

  1. Negrita

    Yuck…this lady is really gross. She is such a slut…but then again, that is what Cuban women are known for.

  2. Angie

    “Oh yeah, and her puta smell is also affordable! Make sure to pick it up at your local 99 cents store!”

    Hilarious!!!

  3. Emilio Fan

    No skanks, I mean no thanks.

  4. Stacy

    LOL…I can’t believe she would come out with a perfume. I wonder what slut out there would actually buy it. If you really want to offend a slut…give her that crap!

  5. Angela

    and smell like a CRAZY NUT SLUT?? nooooo way Jose.

  6. Que

    Fuck you Negrita.

  7. Esme

    Who is going to buy this? I can’t believe she is still relevant.

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