Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Jessica Is Having A Baby Girl Just For Cash

JB

For those who care, it is official…Jessica Alba is having a baby girl. Apparently the actress is so excited about the news that she has decided to name her little niña Honor.

Apparently a baby bracelet has already been ordered for her. A source revealed to Star Magazine,

“She said she loved the name, Honor, and said Jessica picked it because she felt it was an honor to have Cash’s baby. She said she couldn’t wait to give it to Jessica this weekend. She asked twice if the bracelet would be ready by then.”

Naming your child Honor because you are obsessed with your man is pretty low. She is going to scar that little girl for the rest of her life…all because she is penis struck.

What do you think of the baby name?

JB1JB2JB3JB4

Email Email DiggDigg FacebookFacebook

7 Comments on “Jessica Is Having A Baby Girl Just For Cash”

  1. Stacy

    It’s sad that someone like her probably has so much low self esteem. To name your baby honor for the dude is nuts. if anything it should be named honor because it will be an honor to give birth to it no?

  2. Leyla

    The name issue aside, is that an actual picture of her up there because if so, whats with the face

  3. Tina

    Honor is such a stupid name but she wouldn’t be the first star to make a baby name mistake. Apple is still the worst baby name ever. Good job Gwenyth.

  4. Vic

    Seriously, celebrity babies are so susceptible to stupid names that are already existing nouns. It seems that there’s a correlation between fame and wanting to fuck up your baby (going both ways).

  5. Nikkibx26

    WTF……

  6. yesenia

    latina womyn always name the male babies after the baby daddy’s but i never knew you would symbolize your female baby after your man. Jessica, it’s a girl that’s your time to shine and name her after you at least. even tho jessica is a white girl’s name (no offense) you can play it off with the spanish lettering style name eg “Jesica”. be the proud “brown”woman that you are by not naming your 1st baby daughter HONOR. it’s wack gurl.


  7. I enjoyed your writing style and I’ve added you to my Reader. Keep these posts coming.

Leave a Reply