December 11th, 2007

Actor Benicio Del Toro looked like a hot mess at the ACLU Bill of Rights Program at the Regent Beverly Wilshire in L.A. yesterday.
First, there’s that hat. That hideous, hideous hat.
Second, I’m pretty sure that’s a corduroy suit jacket he’s got on. It’s like that episode of Sex and the City when Miranda discovers Steve’s yellow corduroy suit. Ghastly!
At least Steve had no money, but Benicio, he should know better than that!





December 4th, 2007

Benicio del Toro met with Bolivan president Evo Morales for a 15-20 minute discussion centering around del Toro’s latest films, “Guerilla” and “The Argentine”.
The president then gifted him with an instrument and some books.
So long as it’s not Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, then I guess I’m cool. If he meets Hugo though, I think I’ll be singing a very different– very angry– tune.




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November 29th, 2007

Benicio Del Toro and Mickey Rourke were spotted hanging out in Miami Beach yesterday.
Can you believe women have sex with these two? Foul!
Whatever sex appeal Benicio once had is slowly fastly going down the drain. The man is looking beat!
Hand him some dominoes and he would blend in with all the viejitos playing down at la plazita.

November 9th, 2007

Benicio del Toro is currently on location in Puerto Rico, filming the Steven Soderbergh film “The Argentine” about South American revolutionary Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara.
It’s uncanny the way they look so similar. It’s about damn time someone else played Che instead of Gael Garcia Bernal. Don’t get me wrong, the guy is a fox and a wonderful actor, but variety is the spice of life!
Who do you think will portray Che Guevara better, Gael or Benicio?



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November 6th, 2007

Is Benicio del Toro a homosexual meth addict? That’s what some might have suspected when the Puerto Rican actor arrived at the Gay Men’s Health Crisis Center on Friday for a meth addicts meeting.
The actor then stood up and announced,
“Hi, my name is Benicio. I am not an addict, and I am not gay. I am here to support my friend.”
Phew! It turns out he was there to sponsor a junky, who looks like Patricia Arquette, that he met doing research for his role in “Things we Los in the Fire”.
The best part is how the source compares this male junky to Patricia Arquette. Male or female, that’s one unfortunate looking person. Pobrecito. Still, it must be pretty sweet having a guy like Benicio as your sponsor.
Benicio should have pimped himself out before going to the clinic. Give the addicts a real show. Just a little fluffing around the beard and hair and when he then stood up to speak he’d say, “Yo soy el hombre de los lobos. I am the Wolf Man.” Hey, the addicts don’t have their smack anymore, they need some kind of entertainment.



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July 20th, 2007

Benicio del Toro and director Steven Soderbergh, both of whom worked on the Oscar-winning ‘Traffic’, are set to direct two films together (‘The Argentine’ and ‘Che’) about one the world’s most famous guerilla warriors, Che Guevara.
Benicio del Toro is just absolutely perfect for this role. You know he’s going to give it all his heart. Although the role has nothing to do with good looks, I must say Gael Garcia Bernal will always be the hotter Che.
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