Topic: Christina Aguilera

Is Eva Longoria The Ultimate Fly Girl?

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Maxim Magazine just released their 2008 “Hot 100” list! Several fly mamacita’s in the industry dominated the top ten slot including, Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, and Christina Aguilera.

Pint-sized actress, Longoria snagged the #4 spot, while Eva Mendes grabbed the #7. Christina, and her post-pregnancy curvas, managed to land at the #8 spot.

Eva Longoria is the hottest chica on the list?! I believe we need a rematch!

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Christina Is A Loving Mami

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Christina Aguilera was spending quality time with her baby boy Max while walking the streets of New York City on Monday. The ‘dirty’ mami was feeling extra protective as she was seen giving a mob of paparazzi the evil eye.

X-Tina was trying real hard to show her loving mami side, but we all know her breast milk has a higher alcohol level than a bottle of Bacardi Gold!

Who is cheering to that?

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Christina Has A Late Night Fiesta

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Christina Aguilera is representing for modern day mami’s who enjoy getting a little juiced up during their free time!

She was caught coming out of the Crown Bar mad tipsy last week, and apparently she was photographed getting loose otra vez last night at the Villa Lounge.

Check out the pics of La Christina partying it up, and decide whether you think she is a careless mami or just a liberal parent.

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Christina Is Back To Her Dirty Ways…

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Homegirl, Christina Aguilera must have sipped way too many Cuba Libre’s while out with her hubby, Jordan Bratman at the Crown Bar last night. The ‘ex-dirty girl’ was lookin’ a mess as her husband was dragging her out of the spot with his head down.

Yeah man, I would be pretty embarrassed too! The baby blues must be hitting her hard, but liquor is definitely not the best cure for postpardum depression.

I think an emergency intervention needs to go down real fast! Poor baby Max is in some trouble.

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Belleza Ain’t Skin Deep

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PEOPLE EN ESPAÑOL’s 50 Most Beautiful special issue includes a mix of well-deserved honorees and unexpected ‘beauties.’ Beautiful Latinas like Angélica Rivera, Myrka Dellanos, Sofía Vergara, and Dayanara Torres topped the list.

Christina Aguilera’s post-pregnancy curves helped her land a spot on the list, which will probably hype up her vain attitude even more.

In reference to her nomination the star revealed,

“I love Latin culture. It’s fire and passion, and I definitely want to instill that in my son.”

Who is this chick kidding?! She sounds like a sharp edged square with no clue about what Latin culture is.

I believe her comment irritates me even more than Ivy Queen making the list!

Do you think all these ladies deserve to be on the list?

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Christina Is Not That Special

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Apparently, Christina Aguilera doesn’t play the diva game with her hubby Jordan Bratman. The songstress was spotted playing the backseat chick while out in West Hollywood.

And by the looks of it, she also likes her baby-free time. Forget singing her son Max to sleep, this lady is too busy chilling at the Villa Nightclub on her downtime.

Luckily she doesn’t look as miserable as her husband. Poor guy…we know she must be a heavy dose to swallow.

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Christina And Jordan Like It Wet

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Baby Max has not stopped Christina Aguilera and her hubby, Jordan Bratman, from getting down and dirty. Once the baby goes down for the night, the couple skinny dip together in their pool.

They can be heard enjoying their foreplay session and splashing around loudly. Neighbors have complained about the noise and a source reports,

“They don’t just splash around — they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises,” says a source. “We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they’d keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinner hour.”

These people are obviously miserable and backed-up! Keep splashing in the moonlight guys…I ain’t hatin’.

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Who Is The Hottest, Richest Latina?

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Shakira, Christina Aguilera, and Jennifer Lopez were among the three Latinas that made the latest Forbes list of the Top 20 richest women in music.

Shakira hit the top of the list at #4 with $38 million earnings, while Christina made #7 and earned $20 million. Surprisingly enough, la diva J.LO hit the double digit numbers in 18th place with $6,000. All of these figures only include music industry related sells.

Who do you think should be deemed the hottest and richest Latina pop star?

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Christina’s Postpartum Stare

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Christina Aguilera and hubby, Jordan Bratman, were photographed celebrating St Patrick’s Day in Los Angeles. The couple appeared very unmoved by the festivities, and Christina actually looked like she was about to kick some Irish ass.

I guess the postpartum leprecon has weaseled his way in. Or perhaps all that pregnancy milk has been absorbed by her brain.

Either way, this bitch looks crazy!

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Christina Tops FHM’s Sexiest Women List

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FHM fans are really feelin’ Christina Aguilera’s post-pregnancy curves. The singer has attracted over 15,000 votes in the past week alone for the mags “Sexiest Women” poll.

The publication’s deputy editor, Chris Bell stated,

“There has been a huge burst in voting for new mothers. Men are obviously attracted to the benefits of a post-natal flush. If you’ve seen Christina Aguilera recently, you’ll probably understand why.”

I guess everyone enjoys dunking their eyes in some milk-filled breasts! Christina’s are juicy, but I don’t see what the hype is all about.

Do you think she deserves the #1 spot?

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