Topic: Cristian Castro

Cristian Castro is the Definition of a Loser

Cristian Castro is penniless, claims the singer.  I know, boo-hoo.

“I’m bankrupt, but not completely penniless, like most people think. Lawyers are expensive in the U.S., and the ones that I have are leaving me high and dry,” said the “Azul” singer to the daily El Sol de México.

This is a man who is said to have hit his mom, has a reputation for verbal and physically abusing his wife, and cheated on her while pregnant.  Karma’s a b*tch, isn’t it?

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So Much For Happily Ever After

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Judging by Cristian Castro and Valeria Liberman’s wedding pics, no one would have guessed that their union was going to end in such a nasty divorce.

According to Valeria, the marriage was filled with a long history of verbal and physical abuse. A police report filed on January 22nd has surfaced and describes a detailed account of Castro’s bazaar behavior.

TV Notas published the report, which started with a domestic argument and ended with Castro trashing several televisions and computers in the household after shouting “la tecnología es el diablo.” To make matter worse, Valeria admits that Castro did get abusive with her in front of their two children. She filed for divorce last month.

Forget anger management, what Cristian needs is a good ass whoppin’ by a couple of jail birds. Que descarado!

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Ugh, Here We Go Again

Ugh, Here We Go Again

First Cristian Castro asked fans to choose his son’s name for him— with Muvarak, Tlauac, Wailo or Quetza being the options.

But apparently those weren’t bad enough, because he instead settled on Mikhail Zaratustra Castro Liberman.

*Sigh*

Although yet confirmed, a U.S. mag is claiming the baby is registered under that horribly atrocious insulting name.

The rumored reason for his unjust decision? Zaratustra means “Superman” in Persian.

Don’t throw away your used prophylactic, kids. I’d like to make a mass collection and hurdle it at him– catapult style.

Gross, you say? Yeah, that’s how much he pisses me off. Such a damn media whore.

Cristian Castro, his wife Valeria Liberman and their daughter Simone Castro attend a concert by Spanish singer Isabel Pantoja at Coliseo de Puerto Rico, Jose M. Agrelot on September 8, 2007 in San Juan, Puerto Rico.Cristian Castro, his wife Valeria Liberman and their daughter Simone Castro attend a concert by Spanish singer Isabel Pantoja at Coliseo de Puerto Rico, Jose M. Agrelot on September 8, 2007 in San Juan, Puerto Rico.Cristian Castro, his wife Valeria Liberman and their daughter Simone Castro attend a concert by Spanish singer Isabel Pantoja at Coliseo de Puerto Rico, Jose M. Agrelot on September 8, 2007 in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

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What the Hell Is Wrong with Cristian Castro, Was the Man Not Loved As a Child?

Christian Castro and Alejandra Guzmán

Attention whore Cristian Castro told a radio station last week that he’d lost his virginity to Alejandra Guzmán at the ripe old age of 11, while she was 16-years-old.  Of course, Alejandra is denying it, saying:

“No recuerdo haber tenido algún tipo de relación con Cristian y menos a esa edad. Si bien nunca llegamos a tener intimidad, él siempre me coqueteada y en varias ocasiones quiso pellizcarme ‘las pompas’ (trasero)”, comentó Alejandra al programa de farándula “La Oreja” de México.

“I have no recollection of having had any type of relations with Cristian, and least of all at that age. While we’ve never shared any intimate moments, he has always flirted with me and in various occasions has tried pinching my butt,” commented Alejandra while on the Mexican gossip show “La Oreja.”

Of course he made it up! In the past he’s admitted he lies to the press for kicks. What an ass to make up such a lie.

How can Valeria stand to be married to such a loser? Moreover, how can she have sex with him?! He probably has every STD that exists!

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That Poor Baby

Christian Castro

Valeria Liberman, wife of singer Cristian Castro, gave birth to their second son at Jackson Memorial Hospital in Miami around 9:13 a.m. today.

No word yet on whether he’ll be named Muvarak, Tlauac, Wailo ó Quetza.

That poor kid, his father is such a bastard.

As for Valeria, let’s hope the woman will be staying in the hospital for a much needed breast lift. Hey, I believe in keeping one’s beauty natural, but look at those things. She almost has four legs!

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Douche, Douche, and Douche

Musician Christian Castro performs on stage during the Amor A La Musica 2007 Concert at the American Airlines Arena on October 28, 2007 in Miami,Florida

God, Christian Castro is such a douche. There isn’t even a story to go with this, except that every time I see him I want to punch him in the face.

Why? I don’t know, maybe because he cheated on his pregger’s wife, beat his mom, and is so desperate for attention he asked fans to name his unborn child. Yeah, he’s a winner alright.

Here he is on stage during the Amor A La Musica 2007 Concert at the American Airlines Arena on October 28, 2007 in Miami, Florida

Musician Christian Castro performs on stage during the Amor A La Musica 2007 Concert at the American Airlines Arena on October 28, 2007 in Miami,FloridaMusician Christian Castro performs on stage during the Amor A La Musica 2007 Concert at the American Airlines Arena on October 28, 2007 in Miami,FloridaMusician Christian Castro performs on stage during the Amor A La Musica 2007 Concert at the American Airlines Arena on October 28, 2007 in Miami,Florida

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Cristian Castro Is A Woman Beater!

Verónica Castro at the 1st Annual Spanish Emmy Awards on June 3, 2005

Escándalo TV has revealed that the reason Cristian Castro and his mother, singer Verónica Castro, have become estranged is because that coward hit her!

“Una noche estaban en casa de Doña Socorro (madre de Verónica), y empezaron a discutir por las escrituras de una casa. Las cosas entre Verónica Castro y Valeria Liberman no iban bien. Entonces [Cristian y Valeria] pretenden abrir la caja fuerte para tomar esas escrituras, y en ese momento Verónica interviene, y Cristian no sé si la empuja, la cachetea o la golpea por la calentura del momento, pero Verónica cae de espaldas, se vuelve a enfermar y tiene que ser hospitalizada”, aseveró.

One night they were in Doña Socorro’s house (Verónica’s mother) and they began arguing about the deed on the house. Things between Verónica Castro and Valeria Liberman weren’t going well. Then [Cristian and Valeria] proceed to open the safe to take the deeds, and in that moment Verónica intervined, and Cristian, I don’t know if he pushes her, slaps her or hits her in the heat of the moment, but Verónica falls on her back, gets sick again and has to be hospitalized,” he assured.

Of course, he denies it ever happened. I hope whatever woman he ends up with abuses of his love and trust just like he’s managed to do to both his wife and mother.

Cristian Castro and his mother Verónica, back at the 3rd Annual “Ten” Fashion Show Presented By General Motors in 2004Cristian Castro and his mother Verónica, back at the 3rd Annual “Ten” Fashion Show Presented By General Motors in 2004Cristian Castro and his mother Verónica, back at the 3rd Annual “Ten” Fashion Show Presented By General Motors in 2004Cristian Castro and his mother Verónica, back at the 3rd Annual “Ten” Fashion Show Presented By General Motors in 2004

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Make Up Your Mind!

Cristian Castro and wife Valeria Liberman

Por el amor de Dios, what is wrong with Cristian Castro? Did his parents drop him on his head of a child? Now the singer is saying that him and wife Valeria Liberman are not getting divorced and are still very much together.

He claims he lied to the press because record sales have been pathetically slow since the ’90s and he is insecure and feels the need for attention. Alright, he didn’t say that last part.

“No quiero que sepan de mi vida personal, no vengo a eso, vengo a cantar, siempre les voy a decir una mentira, siempre esperen mentiras de mi vida personal”.

“I don’t want them to know of my personal life, I didn’t come for that, I come to sing, I’m always going to give them lies, always expect lies regarding my personal life.”

Cristian, it’s okay. I understand. When you married her she had great big ta-tas perfect for you to bury yourself in, but now mami has flapjacks for pillows.

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Cristian Castro Files for Divorce from Pregnant Wife

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Cristian Castro, who has made it abundantly clear lately to be unhappy with pregnant wife Valeria Liberman, has finally grown some cojones and filed for divorce. Why wasn’t Valerie the one to file the papers? The cabron cheats on her with an airline stewardess while Valeria is pregnant, then he let’s his fans determine their baby’s name, and he trash talks about their marriage to the media. Te lo digo, algo está malo con los dos.

Cristian Castro’s Verified Petition for the Dissolution of Marriage

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Selfish Is An Understatement

Christian Castro comes to the Press Room during the Latin Grammy tribute concert to Marco Antonio Solis at the Bank United Center on July 26,2007 in Coral Gables,Florida.

Christian Castro and his wife don’t have the balls to name their own child, so they have left it up to his fans to decide between Muvarak, Tlauac, Wailo ó Quetzal. Album sales must not be doing so well. Which name do you think is the worst?

Christian Castro comes to the Press Room during the Latin Grammy tribute concert to Marco Antonio Solis at the Bank United Center on July 26,2007 in Coral Gables,Florida.Christian Castro comes to the Press Room during the Latin Grammy tribute concert to Marco Antonio Solis at the Bank United Center on July 26,2007 in Coral Gables,Florida.Christian Castro comes to the Press Room during the Latin Grammy tribute concert to Marco Antonio Solis at the Bank United Center on July 26,2007 in Coral Gables,Florida.

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