I’m sorry if this post isn’t longer, but I’m currently fighting the urge to throw up and I may have to leave the room to run to the toilet. But it seems my body has a negative reaction to media whores.

Diva queen Jennifer Lopez and skeletor Marc Anthony (who apparently has night blindness…what’s up with the glasses?) are at it again, plaguing humanity with their mannequin faces as they keep functioning under the impression that people want to see more of them doing useless things.

Sadly, the pair managed to wrangle the company of the previously unfettered Brazilian beauty Camilla Alves (with honky tonk baby daddy Matthew McConaughey coming along for the ride) as the color-coded quartet were photographed together at the Dolce & Gabbana MFW Womenswear Spring/Summer 2009 fashion show in Milan.

You know, I’m getting tired of constantly referring to Jenny as a “media whore,” because it just doesn’t seem like the title adequatly describes all the nonsense she does. What do you call a woman obsessed with her own waxy face, convinced of her own popularity, who can’t get enough of having her picture taken, and who enjoys the company of chronic ass kissers? Oh, that’s right. We call her Jennifer Lopez.

So, a few posts ago, I said that I didn’t know what Jenny and Marc could possibly need a vacation from. By the looks of it, all they do is party and spend obsence amounts of money. Well, let me just take this time to correct myself. Jennifer Lopez has been very busy these past few weeks, and now I see why she needs a vacation.

Jenny and Marc have been hopping all over the Mediterranean lately, this time landing in Greece for some (more) shopping and to party (again) at an Athens resort. Not long after, Jenny took off to promote her clothing line (because the last time I checked, Greece was all about Jenny from the Block, right?), before being whisked off to a photo shoot at the Acropolis where she was dressed as a “Greek” (uh…you’re Puerto Rican, Jenny…), only to jet off again to perform at the Olympic Stadium.

Its so clear now! Jennifer Lopez needed a vacation from being a media whore. Except, while on vacation, she kept on being a media whore. Oh Jenny, do us all a favor and please take a real vacation.

Click for more pics of Jennifer Lopez awkwardly covered in fur, posing stiffly on centuries old irreplacable structures.

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As if a big budget New York bash weren’t a good enough way to celebrate a birthday! Well, not for Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. The couple -and their couple of babies- whisked themselves off to St. Tropez to continue the celebration of Marc’s 40th birthday.

Wouldn’t you know that still wasn’t enough? Big Bucks Jenny saw to it that they also made a pit stop in Portofino to blow some “hard earned” money on accessories, but this time, they left babies at home.

The two tried their hardest to keep their privacy (Jenny busted out her windshield wiper glasses again), but they couldn’t have been all that concerned about keeping things on the down low, as Jenny stopped for a cleverly placed photo op near a Dolce & Gabbana sign.

Thanks, Jenny. Real classy. And by the way, I love that headscarf. Its so dishwasher chic.

Rumor has it that the Jenny/Marc duo have hired a nanny to help them out with the babies. I can see why. Partying all the time, running off to exotic locations for a vacation (a vacation from what? I have no idea), sticking it to movie execs who aren’t impressed by your bland acting skills…la pobrecita de J. Lo! She must be exhausted.

Click for pics of Jenny and the twins in St. Tropez, where the new babies only surface long enough for Jenny to pose for a picture…then they’re out of sight for the rest of the evening as mama and papa party the night away on the Dolce & Gabbana yacht.

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According to chisme queen Perez Hilton, there’s been some shady business going down between Jennifer Lopez and the head honchos at “Project Runway.”

After Jenny was reportedly set to be the guest judge on the Season 5 finale, she mysteriously dropped out at the last minute, citing “foot injuries” as the reason behind her cancellation. (What her foot has to do with fashion, I just don’t know)

Trusty old Tim Gunn stepped in to be the guest judge after J. Lo flaked on them.

Rumor has it that Jenny backed out after being passed over for a role in an upcoming Weinstein film, and in order to stick it to the Weinsteins, she decided to leave them high and dry and without a guest judge for “Project Runway,” one of the shows the Weinstein Company produces.

But it doesn’t end there! In response to J. Lo’s shiesty cancellation, Heidi Klum and hubby Seal are reported to have snubbed Jenny in return by refusing to show up to Marc Anthony’s birthday party in New York.

Jenny’s rep maintains that her backing out of the show was because her “foot injury” needed rehab in order for her to be ready to participate in the Nautica Malibu Triathalon (photo above) this past weekend. Apparently her foot healed fine because not only did she compete in the hours-long triathalon, she jetted across the country to party for Marc’s birthday later that same day!

Jenny’s trainer claims that her foot was never injured to begin with, so no matter how you look at it, there’s some truth being concealed here!

So let’s have it, Lossip readers. What do you think is really going on here?

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Surprising indeed! Was this supposed to be a costume party? What other way is there to explain the mixed up, busted up fashion that celebs sported for Marc Anthony’s surprise 40th birthday bash this past weekend?

The perpetually emaciated Marc and wifey Jennifer Lopez seem to have gotten invitations for two different theme parties. Someone told him he was going to a prom in 1974. Someone told her she was getting married again.

The questionable fashion didn’t end with these two! Musician Luis Fonsi showed up with actress Adamari Lopez, with her rocking a hat she obviously stole from a Parisian schoolgirl. Or a Disney character.

The frighteningly tanorexic designer Donatella Versace arrived with her zombie/skeleton of a daughter, both in disastrously dull matching black dresses and wedge sandals circa 1998.

Model/mogul Kimora Lee Simmons  and boyfriend Djimon Hounsou look like they’re trying to be as Latino as possible. Her red, ruffled, flowered ensemble takes flamenco kitsch to a sad new level, while his all-white suit and Panama hat make him look like he’s trying to channel the spirit of Tony Montana.

Singer Paulina Rubio tried and failed at mixing and matching, pairing a corseted peach tulle dress with purple suede t-strap shoes and a blinged out pink diamond necklace.

It may seem like it was all fashion misses at this New York birthday party, but there was one couple that managed to look impeccably chic and effortless in this sea of faux pas…Marc’s parents, Guillermina and Felipe Muniz.

This one time, would it hurt to be more like your parents? These two look sharp!

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We are always spying on you Jenny, mami, so we hereby commend you with a “well done” pat on your very generous back, for looking splendid at the Marc Jacobs Spring 09 Fashion Show in New York City.

Jennifer López was stunning in an elegant ivory dress with black pumps and a flawless hairdo, with the trademarked “Jlo glow” on her face that only she knows the secret ingredients to.  Tell us, is it aceite de coco?

New Best Friend Forever, Posh Spice Victoria Beckham was inseparable, flaunting her new chop, sitting next to Lopez during the entire show. The pair posed together with everyone including Jacobs, in a photoshoot extravaganza that must have left them a bit blind.

And since the world is always waiting to see what these two do with their lives or their hair, now that they’ve joined forces, well, maybe we’ll spot López cutting off her long locks or Posh wearing the rite of passage oversized gold hoops.

In spite of some of her better attempts, Jennifer Lopez still has a knack for looking a little tacky from time to time. (Remember that all-white bandana ensemble she wore when she was dating Diddy? And those giant floppy hats she used to swear were so chic back when she was loving Ben Affleck?)

But the bootylicious boricua won´t let a few wardrobe mishaps stop her from trying to force herself into fashionista history. She´s even lent her cuerpazo to some fashion ads in Tokyo (see below).

Jenny from the Block was most recently seen at the Diane Von Furstenberg spring fashion show earlier this week sporting a slinky little dress, killer patent leather ankle boots, and huge sunglasses…indoors…at night.

Hey, Jenny. Your outfit may be cute, but the sunglasses? Come on. I hope you know those windshield wipers don´t make you invisible. But I will admit that sunglasses make even the plainest of people look cool.

Click for more pics of Jennifer at the fashion show.

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Yup! Here’s another vote with a political edge today. So it seems that politics and Latinos go hand-in-hand these lately - and that Daddy Yankee/Fat Joe feud is just the tip of the ice berg.

With the election season upon us, it looks like anybody who’s anybody is coming out loud and proud in favor of their favorite candidate. Now, with the Latino vote mattering more than ever, Latino celebs are taking it upon themselves to channel their star power for a worthy fight.

This week’s Democratic National Convention brought out a new brand of Democrat…those I would like to dub the Obamistas!!

This strain of Latino voters for Barack Obama has its share of superestrellas like Rosario Dawson, Wilmer Valderrama, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lopez, Fat Joe and born-again Latina, Jessica Alba.

Here are some pics taken at the Latino Vote DNC Party held earlier this week in Denver, Colorado as the Democratic Party formally nominated Senator Obama as its candidate.

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Shot on location in New York City’s Central Park, actress Jennifer Lopez appeared on Good Morning America earlier today where she shared her some of her training techniques in preparation for her first triathalon to be held at the end of 2008.

She may not have had the tight body she had during her “Jenny From the Block” days, but homegirl is still looking fly for having had a set of twins not too long ago.  Although, still not as caliente as Jessica Alba’s post-baby body.  How do these celebs manage to look so good?!  (Lipo, maybe???)

Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez were all about the romance while enjoying their evening out in Los Angeles over the weekend. La Lopez was dazzling with joy in a gold silk halter dress and gold platform sandals, while her hubby was seen rocking an all black getup.

The couple spent their evening at Eva Longoria’s Beso Restaurant and were chillin’ until 3 a.m. Now that Madre’s is closed, J.LO can sit back and reminisce in other celebrity restaurants.

Well, at least until her competitive ass opens up a Madre’s II!