Ah Soccer players have such a hard life, don’t they? Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United’s star player ( and made to be the Beckahm-In-Training-For- SexGod is relaxing in the sun with his fiance Spanish Supermodel Nereida Gallardo ins Sardinia.

The pair went jet skiing as well to look at the sites in the beautiful sunny Italian Island. But this vacation is just for a short time because Cristiano needs to get back to his soccer ways as he is finishing training and moving to Madrid.

Robert Rodriguez, the dude who brought us the Mariachi and gave Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas their big breaks in Hollywood, is letting go of his muse “Homewrecker” Rose Mcgowan aka The Girl Whose Butt Was Exposed In MTV Years Ago. Rose was set to star in Babarella, which now may go to Jessica Alba. ( Since when do Studio Execs hire actresses who haven’t had a hit film since Never Been Kissed??)

I love How the stars miraculously look good five minutes after giving birth. Not tryin to be a hater, just sayin’ most of us regular folk don’t look super fine after carrying eighty pounds a week before.  There are stars who decide to do a little nip tuck during labour, talk about pain is beauty.. Who knows, maybe Jessica just has a fabulous metabolism.  At any rate, she looks like she is shedding her baby weight fast.

And in continuing the much beloved tradition of milking an anemic cash cow, Dulce Maria is now set to be the star of a new telenovela. Let’s see if she still has enough RBD lovin’ to go round.

We couldn’t help but spit this one out! TMZ has reported that Jessica Alba could be suffering from postpartum depression.

The Love Guru actress gave birth to baby daughter, Honor on June 8th, and has been on-the-low ever since. Sources reveal that she has been seen looking very depressed lately. It is also rumored that the star has remained distant from close family and friends.

Jessica suffering from postpartum depression? Nah, this bitch has just always been loca!

Check out Jessica gracing the July 2008 cover of Genlux Magazine.

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New mami, Jessica Alba finally stepped out of hiding. The actress was seen in high-spirits while she was picking up some goods at the Whole Foods market in Beverly Hills on Saturday.

Her latest movie, The Love Guru suffered disappointing sales after opening in 4th place at the box-office over the weekend, but la chica seemed untouched by the weak turn-out and harsh reviews.

Her comedic effort might be painful to watch, but at least Jessica is picking motherhood over Hollywood. We can’t hate on that.

Check out Jessica’s bikini pics before entering motherhood… Continue »

According to movie critics, Jessica Alba’s latest movie, The Love Guru, lacks humor and plenty of mojo.

The new mom plays Mike Myers’ love interest, Jane Bullard. The character might be known as the ‘hot girl’ in the movie, but her looks have not saved her from getting stabbed by movie reviews.

“No, “The Love Guru” is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again.” - The International Herald Tribune

“Given nothing remotely challenging to do, Alba comes off as bland and hollow.” - The Canadian Press

Ouch! I guess the crowd is catching on to homegirl’s talentless career!

Check out the movie trailer and judge for yourself! Continue »

We all know this was inevitable. It is reported that Jessica Alba is in the process of accepting offers from weeklies for photos of her daughter, Honor.

Despite her recent decision to pimp out her baby pics, the much-hated-on actress previously stated to The Daily News,

“I haven’t really gotten any (offers) — not that I’m aware of. You have to understand, everything that is written is kind of bull.”

Wave a check with a few zeros on it and this chica quickly turns into a pap lover. Who is spitting the bull Jessica?

Here are a couple of pics of La Alba on the Today Show back in January.

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It’s official…Jessica Alba is a mami! The actress gave birth to baby girl, Honor Marie Warren in the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Saturday.

We will share a huge sigh of relief with our dear Jessica. She needs some time off after experiencing that hellish pregnancy!

Sit back and enjoy motherhood. We will also relish in the joy of not having to witness your sour face at every turn.

The paps, the peeps, and even Cash will rest in peace!

At first I found myself rejoicing to see a photo of Jessica Alba actually smiling. It only took 4 years of dating, several breakups, a myriad of herpes’ outbreaks, a few poked holes in a condom, one baby, and one shotgun wedding for her to finally smile, but alas the moment has come!

But then I saw all the photos and noticed it wasn’t a smile, so much as her giving the paparazzi a smug look after she told’d police they were photographing her. Tell me, how one person can be so miserable looking all the time?

Cash Warren needs to start crushing anti-depressants and feeding it to her in apple sauce, or whatever it is pregnant women eat.