July 15th, 2008
Michelle Rodriguez has come a long way since her jailbird days. La chica has finally learned to ride the backseat after a long night at the club. She was recently photographed chillin’ out with a couple of ‘amigas’ at the Villa nightclub in Hollywood.
M-Rod doesn’t get as much love as she should. Let’s hope she stays sober, comes out the closet, and recovers her career as fast as her DUI charges!
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May 1st, 2008
Our favorite drunkie, Michelle Rodriguez was seen mad twisted while partying in Los Angeles recently. It seems like the ex-con is still hooked on the booze since serving time for a DUI last year.
Damn Michelle! We know you like the spiked juice, but try to compose yourself when the paparazzi strike!
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April 17th, 2008
The wave of rumors surrounding Michelle Rodriguez’s sexual preference has lingered on for quite sometime now. Latina Magazine finally decided to set the record straight and find out if Ms. M-Rod is really into las mujeres.
Unfortunately Michelle fired back with a highly suspicious abrasive tone,
“What the majority of [people] want to know is what I’m doing with my vagina, and I think that that’s sick. What do you care who I’m dating? I can tell when somebody just wants to know about sex. And it makes me sick.”
“I don’t answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it’s nobody’s business. If I wanna f*ck a girl, a boy, a dog—that’s my business. That’s why there’s bathroom doors.”
Damn, M-Rod…we don’t care what you do with your vagina. You can stick dildos up your culo for all we care!
Could she have made it more obvious?!
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March 26th, 2008
Famous drunkie, Michelle Rodriguez was lookin’ a little juiced up while recently leaving a restaurant in Hollywood.
This chick looks especially happy to bump into paparazzi. I guess her past DUI charges don’t stop her from getting behind the wheel.
Between her drinking habits and those bad porcelain veneers…her career is OVER!
March 10th, 2008
Our favorite drunk, Michelle Rodriguez is finally resurfacing from hibernation and trying to get herself back into the game.
Too bad she doesn’t have many redeeming qualities. The actress looked like a hot mess while attending an art exhibit at the Shooting Gallery, and was later caught slurring her words as she bitched out paparazzi in Hollywood over the weekend.
As she was being harassed, Michelle claimed that she receives spiritual inspiration from the paps. The madness continued as she stated,
“I love how [un]educated you guys are. You see one percent of a person’s life and you think you know them. It’s amazing. Intriguing, really.”
I guess uneducated fools make her religious. Sounds like she is slipping some vodka in that bottled water.
This chick has issues.
January 10th, 2008
Michelle Rodriguez is out on the loose! The actress was released from prison after only spending 17 days in lock-down. The original sentence was for 180 days for driving while borracha.
How did Rodriguez manage to get out so soon?! Or better yet, how many coochies did she taste while in the slammer?
December 24th, 2007
Christmas came early this year for actress Michelle Rodriguez.
The Lost star checked herself into the Lynwood Jail during the afternoon of Dec. 23 to begin serving her 180 day jail sentence for violating her probation.
Lynwod Jail is the same facility were DUI whores Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Nicole Richie did their time.
M-Rod was sentenced after failing to provide proof of completing her community service, in addition to her having consumed alcohol three times while wearing an alcohol monitoring bracelet. Rodriguez was on probation for several crimes, most famously her hit and run and DUI convictions.
No doubt this will be muffy’s best Christmas to date. Girl is going to eat some mad coochie while in the clink.
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October 17th, 2007
According to Michelle Rodriguez’s official MySpace page fans are not to worry about M-Rod saying she “will be just fine” and that “nothing will bring her down”:
“Yes, it’s true. 180 days in county jail. That is her sentence. But all is well. She is and will be just fine. Just hours after this ruling, she’s as positive as ever.
Michelle will still be leaving for New Zealand to film James Cameron’s Avatar and will then report back to turn herself in to serve her sentence by Christmas Eve.
Michelle is a survivor and is always growing from her experiences, and this will be no different. So just keep her in your thoughts and prayers and send your love and positivity her way and again, know that she currently is and always will be alright. Nothing will bring her down, especially not something like this.”
Of course she’ll be just fine! She’s going to be surrounded by snatch all day, every day. You know M-Rod’s going to drop that soap! Do you think she’ll wax before turning herself in? Nah. She looks like a natural girl. Gross!
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October 15th, 2007
Here’s our favorite muff, actress Michelle Rodriguez at the Grand Opening of Diablo’s Cantina at The Monte Carlo Resort & Casino on in Las Vegas Saturday.
Look at that smile! M-Rod has died and gone to heaven! She’s probably discussing the details of her incarceration with that sexy devil thang. Something tells met they had a little role playing in her bedroom that evening.
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October 10th, 2007
Closet carpet muncher Michelle Rodriguez has been sentenced to six months in jail for violating her probation and must report by December 24.
“(She) admitted violating her probation by failing to provide proof of completion of her community service and for consuming alcohol three times while wearing an alcohol-monitoring device,” said the L.A. City Attorney’s office in a statement.
No doubt she did this on purpose. This girl isn’t going to jail… she’s died and gone to heaven! Chocha heaven, that is.
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