So without más espera. The traseros are here for your critical pleasure.
This week, it’s Venezuelan actress Gabriella Vergara, booty VS. MexicanaAngelique Boyer’s nalguitas! They both posed recently for H and Record Magazines, showing a lot of what we like to see and analyze.
Ustedes chicos: Dream about these bubbles and sugar all weekend and ustedes chicas, hate the crap out of them for having either no fat or a very talented airbrush artist!
So, who is it gonna be in the Batalla of the Bootay:
So, in response to the overwhelming amount of emails we have gotten from our loving fans (i’m sure they were 99% male), we have decided to bring back the New and Improved FRIDAY BIG BOOTY BATALLA that was once such a politically acclaimed debate on Lossip, with more Booty and more of that honesty you can’t live without.
It’s Friday, we are all tired and just want to go to happy hour to get drunk so let’s make this one easy for our viewing and heartless, judging pleasure.
Today we have a Latina, Mexican naive-a-diva singer Anahí, up against a gringa, American skankalicious Aubrey O’day.
Both love to show breasts and lots of trasero and we have been featuring these two for weeks so now they deserve a chance to battle in out on the field…on the back-field.
Ready? It’s Blonde Latin Booty VS. Blonde American Nalga! Select your curvy winner!
Take a look at Mexican actress Africa Zavala’s more than sexy Maxim en Español lingerie edition 2008 cover. La actriz, known for her roles in the novelas Código Postal and Peregrina, bares it all for the men (and some of the women who also buy the mag). The 23 year-old said she preffered to flirt and leave the rest for the imagination instead of appearing nude and Alex Ibarra, her boyfriend of 3 years, agreed smiling and protecting his”assets.”
We tell them both: Oh, it’s only a matter of time and the right offer!
So apparently, 20 year old French-Mexican actress Angelique Boyer, known for her role in the Rebelde series, is now claiming she is “sad and depressed” to be known as a hussy and a quitamaridos for her relationship with Adrián Uribe.
Allegedly, she even “cried” about it. Pobrecita…
Oh, Angie, mija, don’t waste so much time crying over what people say, dear… After all, it’s not like you give off the wrong impression about yourself through your poised image and your reserved exposure in Men’s Magazines (H para Hombres and Maxim en Español). Don’t worry, people just like to invent things…
Okay, So I know Danity Kane’s favorite blonde, Aubrey O’day is not Latina! (Unlike Aundrea Fimbres, who apparently is) I know that, but apparently some of you keep thinking she is. I’ve heard rumors she is Colombian? ¡Uy no!Shakira would run and die her hair back to curly black!
Let me set the record straight before I bring you guys the jackpot! 24-year-old scary Aubrella (that’s her alter ego’s name), was born in San Francisco and could very well be Uncle Sam’s rehab niece! We don’t actually know for sure if O’day is her real last name but it could well be an Irish or French name and yes, most Latin names eventually trace back to Europe but we’d have to go back a few generations for that!
Now that we’ve cleared up the heritage confusion (although you are all welcome to provide evidence to the contrary), there’s no reason to ignore the so urgently sexual recent photos of the star in Complex Magazine, where she appears to have grown too fast and way past her Puffy’s advice. We would never see Shannon showing her nipples like that.
Not all of the beautiful Latinas in La La Land go under the knife for the perfect silhouette. Miami native Eva Mendes, 34, doesn’t go to the gym and instead tries loving mother nature and her own by jogging, climbing stairs and talking long walks.
She then finishes up with a complete workout routine designed by her celeb trainer Harley Pasternak, who keeps her looking healthy and mamacita like on the recent L.A. premiere of “The Women.”
As long as she doesn’t get blindsided by all the flashing “joggers,” then she won’t need to succumb to the less fun but more private, in-house flat screen treadmill.
Shot on location in New York City’s Central Park, actress Jennifer Lopez appeared on Good Morning America earlier today where she shared her some of her training techniques in preparation for her first triathalon to be held at the end of 2008.
She may not have had the tight body she had during her “Jenny From the Block” days, but homegirl is still looking fly for having had a set of twins not too long ago. Although, still not as caliente as Jessica Alba’s post-baby body. How do these celebs manage to look so good?! (Lipo, maybe???)
With all the anorexic celebrities out there nowadays, I seriously doubt Jessica Alba is one of them. One look at Jessica’s junk and you can tell this girl has not deprived herself of any homecooked tamales! Yum!!!
If only more female celebs felt as confidant with their bodies to not be swayed by Hollywood pressures.
