Archive: May, 2007

A-Rod’s Love For Shemale Strippers Drives Wife Away

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It appears Alex Rodriguez has a history of loving strippers and his wife, Cynthia, was well aware.

A stripper at the Hustler Club in New York says Alex used to visit the club with his wife all the time.

The stripper went on to say that A-Rod “likes the she-male, muscular type.” His favorite “shemale” at the Hustler Club is a 5′ 5″ well-toned, muscular stripper that goes by the stage name Monique.

Um, yeah. Can you really blame Cynthia for moving out? Who wants a husband who masterbates to shemales named Monique?

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Fat Joe Not Fat Enough to be Found

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How does a 200 lb. man disappear without a trace is beyond me?

Police are in search of hip-hop artist, Fat Joe, who suspect him to be a witness in a shooting that left two people dead on Memorial Day.

According to witnesses, Fat Joe was last scene riding in the same black Cadillac Escalade with the victims and cops suspect he may have been a witness in the shooting.

Fat Joe’s 15 year old nephew says differently:

“That’s because he’s in Russia right now. He left the Saturday before Memorial Day. He’s on tour. I swear to God. He should be home in like three days. Tell the police they’ve got their information wrong.”

Kid, I know you love your uncle and all, but his name is Fat Joe. It’s pretty hard to misidentify a 200 lb. man.

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Jennifer Lopez Perfect As Ever

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Does Jennifer Lopez ever have a bad hair day?!

Photographed above at the 20th Annual Childrens Fund Gala on May 30th in New York City, Jennifer attended the event with hubby, Marc Anthony.

While we may love the two of them as is, the real question is: When are you two having babies?!

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Tracks from Daddy Yankee’s New Album Leaked Out

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Tall, dark and handsome? Hardly.

Daddy Yankee, the 5′10″ reggaeton star, looks dwarf next to TRL Host, Susie Castillo. Despite his height disadvantage Daddy Yankee looks poised and ready for the release of his new album, ‘El Cartel’.

Get an exclusive first listen to Daddy Yankee’s album ‘El Cartel’ in its entirety before its June 5th release date, only on MTV’s The Leak.

Puerto Rico Lo Hace Mejor

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Zuleyka Rivera of Puerto Rico, pictured above, said adios to her reign as Miss Universe 2006.

No Latina may have won this year’s Universe 2007, but that doesn’t mean we didn’t leave an impression!! Not only were four of the top 10 finalists Latina, but we were also co-hosting and judging too! Even former Miss Universe, Dayanara Torres of Puerto Rico, was one of the judges.

Puerto Rico has had the most wins for any Latin country and comes in second on overall wins, second only to USA. Miss Puerto Rico has won in 1970, 1985, 1993, 2001, 2006.

Considering Puerto Rico is only 100 miles long by 35 nautical miles wide, that’s pretty damn good!

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Alex Rodriguez Parties with Mystery Blonde, Gets Titties Rubbed In His Face

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Alex Rodriguez’s wife must be pretty pissed right now. Despite sporting his wedding band, her New York Yankee’s husband was seen entering a strip club in Toronto on Sunday night with a mysterious, busty blonde. The couple was then spotted returning to their hotel room.

Because unless you are gay and in AA, a great pair of tits and a cold beer are two things a man cannot live without, even when you are cashing in $252 million.

A-Rod and his wife better have signed a prenup.

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Salma Hayek Still Looks Stylish, Sexy & Very Pregnant

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Casi mamita, Salma Hayek, reminded the world of her beauty looking cute as can be in a simple yet stylish black skirt and t-shirt that read “Stylish. Sexy. Pregnant.” while having lunch at Fred Segal on Sunday.

Luckily for us she hid her wrinkled, shar pai knees this time!

Enrique Iglesias Is A Non-Divorced Douche

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It appears Enrique Iglesias is being a media-hungry douche in order to promote his upcoming album.

He recently told Hola Magazine that his remark on the status of his marriage to Anna Kournikova being void (i.e., divorced) was merely a joking comment taken out of context.

Less than a month ago Enrique had reported to Hola Magazine that,

“Anna Kournikova es la única mujer que puedo imaginar como madre de mis hijos. Quiero ser padre, pero, por el momento, no quiero casarme ni tener niños. Sería una locura con mi actual estilo de vida profesional. Es algo que he aprendido muy bien. Además Anna sólo tiene veinticuatro años. Con Anna a mi lado no le tengo miedo al futuro. Llevamos ya juntos cinco años, aunque para mí sean como cuarenta, porque es la primera relación seria que he tenido en mi vida.”

Can’t read Spanish? Educate yourself! =)

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Jaslene González Pops A Squat At the Indianapolis 500

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Someone needs to tell newby over here that posing like you’re peeing in the woods is probably not the best way to model a car.

For more photos of Jaslene at the Indy 500, click Continue »

Cameron Diaz In Dire Need of Vacation

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A picture says a thousand words and these say Cameron Diaz needs a vacation…bad.

Looking like she had one too many dirty martini’s the night before, Cameron Diaz attended the red carpet premiere of “Shrek the Third” in Tokyo on May 28th.

First of all, there is absolutely nothing impresive about how she looked. Second of all, that gold dress could look stellar on her with the right hair and makeup, but just one glance at her and you can tell she didn’t even try. Her makeup is wishy washy and that hair is fit for walking her dog.

And do us a favor, Cam, keep your culo to yourself next time. Ass shots were meant for women who have them, like J. Lo and Jessica Biel.

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