Amidst all the buzz around Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s baby situation, Anthony made a guest call into “Billy Bush’s Radio Show” to quench the thirst for details from the nanny-less celebrity couple. However, his answers seemed a little staged.

On the baby duties:

“I get the late shift. I get literally from 10 PM because we don’t have a nanny. It’s just me and Jennifer figuring it out. From 10 PM to 8 [AM], that’s my shift. It’s just us man. We’re figuring it out and having a great time.”

On Jenny:

“She has three movies lined up and she’s eager to go back to work, but the babies have been a blessing all the way around and she’s just amazing. She’s such an amazing mom and I’m so proud of her. She’s such a gem to watch.”

Left with the night shift and calling her amazing 64 million times…Either he’s really appreciative of his night shift, or on the other side of the phone Jenny’s got his cojones on the cutting block.

Eva Longoria was caught putting a paparazzi down to submission with a kung-fu finger twist!

No, seriously, Longoria was in the process of leaving beauty spa, Kerastase, when a clumsy paparazzo tripped his ass off a curb and Longoria swiftly assisted the man back to his feet. Despite the paparazzi’s intrusion into her day, Eva showed that her “Moi” necklace was not her philosophy in life.

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Director of such movies as El Mariache, Desperado, and Sin City, Robert Rodriguez, is expected to direct a new television series about the “adventures” of five women surviving in prison. Though listed as a drama, those who have seen his previous works know that’s not all it will be, especially with a name like “Women in Chains!” Rumors have it that there will be a mud-wrestling scene featuring his own fiancée, Rose McGowan, who will be playing one of the five prisoners. What do you say, instant classic or straight basura?

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Surprise, surprise! Christina Aguilera has been spotted once again in a drunken slumber! Aside from the pictures she sold for $1.5 million to People Magazine, Christina has rarely been seen with her baby, Max. However, what’s not rare is the sight of her drinking the night away, with or without hubby Jordan Bratman.

So regarding the Best Parent Award…Sorry Christina, this is one award you and your post-pregger E-cups will never see.

With the airing of several season-finales last week, ABC comedy “Ugly Betty” chose to enlist Mean Girl, Lindsay Lohan to rake in viewers as…you guessed it, a mean girl. However, Lohan did little to boost ratings for the season’s finale, with 8.8 million viewers. The Lohan-less episode airing the previous week managed to attract 8.5 million viewers. An increase, yes, but not by finale standards, and it faired poorly against last season’s finale, which had 16.2 percent more viewers.

I think ABC should take this as a learning experience, America Ferrara doesn’t need Lohan’s fake Marylin Monroe culo to pull ratings and that viewers could care less about Lohan, when she’s not flashing her crotch.

At first I found myself rejoicing to see a photo of Jessica Alba actually smiling. It only took 4 years of dating, several breakups, a myriad of herpes’ outbreaks, a few poked holes in a condom, one baby, and one shotgun wedding for her to finally smile, but alas the moment has come!

But then I saw all the photos and noticed it wasn’t a smile, so much as her giving the paparazzi a smug look after she told’d police they were photographing her. Tell me, how one person can be so miserable looking all the time?

Cash Warren needs to start crushing anti-depressants and feeding it to her in apple sauce, or whatever it is pregnant women eat.

In the words of Tom Hanks, “There are no heels in baseball!” Alright, maybe those weren’t his exact words.

Earlier today in Tokyo, singer Mariah Carey threw the ceremonial first pitch for a Japanese pro baseball game between Yomiuri Giants and Rakuten Golden Eagles.

Wearing shades, a pink varsity jacket, and daisy dukes that showed off her muscular legs would be one thing. But did she really needs to dress it up with heels?

Are you feelin’ this getup?

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